amid the noise and haste

stop living in the shadow of a helicopter. | i want to go to there. | what do we say to the god of death? not today. | allons-y! | suddenly i'm mr. sex. | put that in your pipe and smoke it! | tonight's the night. | she's fabulous, but she's evil. | that's all i have to say about that. |



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last class of cell bio

My bio major heart is breaking.

Nothing compares, no worries or cares about the final

Regrets and mistakes on exams, they’re memories made

Who would have known how bitter this would taste?

NEVER MIND, I’LL FIND SOME CLASS LIKE YOUUUU

Permalink · 7 · 6 months ago

continued selection of ridiculous story

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From ten feet away, the headache-inducing odor of his rare, potent cologne—banned in twenty-eight countries—overpowered her nose and shut down her entire olfactory system, like taxol shutting down mitosis by binding to beta-tubulin on the microtubules.

Permalink · 1 · 6 months ago