amid the noise and haste

stop living in the shadow of a helicopter. | i want to go to there. | what do we say to the god of death? not today. | allons-y! | suddenly i'm mr. sex. | put that in your pipe and smoke it! | tonight's the night. | she's fabulous, but she's evil. | that's all i have to say about that. |



Joke for the day!

orgomyorgo:

Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro’s number!

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Physics Pick-Up Lines, Part 2

  • You build up a charge across my capacitor.
  • Are you an AC generator? Because you induce a current in my coils.
  • There’s no escape speed high enough to exit your gravitational field.
  • Let’s find the force between our two point charges/our coefficient of kinetic friction.
  • My love for you is as constant as the speed of light in all inertial frames of reference.

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Hey baby, what’s your refractive power?

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"Within every cell there are eloquently evolved molecular machines, nucleic acids, enzymes, the cell architecture; every cell is a triumph of natural selection and we are made of trillions of cells. We are each of us a multitude. Within us is a little universe."

Carl Sagan

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